ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you didnt know i had herpes?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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