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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You have to summon your inner elephant
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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