So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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