Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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