Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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