HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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