I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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