I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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