so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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