Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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