so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
