I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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