I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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