Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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