Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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