I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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