Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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