I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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