Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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