Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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