It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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