i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just threw up on my dentist
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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