Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize