She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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