no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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