fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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