So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So many bounce houses so little time
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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