We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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