If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
How naked do you want me to be?
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