You're completely useless in the revolution.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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