I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Even my vagina gasped.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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