butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You are a genius and a whore.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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