STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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