i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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