If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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