i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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