Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
