What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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