I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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