Me too!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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