There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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