she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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