I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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