what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
what day is it and did you see me today?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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