Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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