My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
