it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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