Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
