your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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