My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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