no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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