So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your dad touched me again.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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