Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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