is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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